But I'm halfway naked in a seductive pose! I just want to get this right...
So you really shouldn't go around telling people you're fireproof
he thanks me after handjobs.
you found the perfect man.
I wish I could attach your penis to someone I like more than you.
This better be legit desert and not your penis alamode
I mean it's my life so what if i want to drink Molson from my sparkly shoes and not regret anything
You know you gotta reevaluate your life when the first thought that comes to mind after you wake up is 'at least I'm still alive'
I'd introduce you to the guys, but you'd probably make them all fall in love with you
I could do with a Floridian man-harem. Let's do this.
U can be a future sentaor's wife if you want. I'm happy with "closet lesbian", "tech prof".and "masters degree" all rolled into one. Drunken bar escapades pay off.
You were talking to yourself and eating cold cuts in the kitchen when I found you
Well she made a 15 year old cry, the grandmother did an ice luge and I woke up to the sound of sex moans
Like don't initiate a threesome when we're all watching SPONGEBOB. That's like sacrilege.
His penis is the only thing worth pursuing but all the baggage attached isn't.
I learned the hard way a garbage bag will not save you when jumping from a tree at 2am
wait you like me?? for my personality??
I know I was surprised too
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