question - sack: should she or should she not play with it during foreplay?
my professor just said "the power of the situation"
drink
No, he will live forever, like cockroaches and Jack Bauer.
Second night spent with creepy guy. I either need to change his nickname or stop doing this.
Do ex girlfriends even count for summer sexcapades. Seems like the damage had already been done
Victory lap
Nobody is here, I still yelled for someone to make me some toast. That my dear is commitment to doing nothing.
Was my shirt on fire at any point last night? Because I'm fairly sure my shirt was on fire.
Apparently getting dressed is an all-day activity.
So I bring Danny back to the apartment for the first time and my roommate is curled up in the beanbag in the middle of the floor, wearing nothing but her uggs, high out of her mind and watching Harry potter... She offered us kettle corn.
He asked if he could come over tomorrow....
I got tossed from adult league soccer for telling a 55 year old I'd break his hip. I'm a productive member of society
He fucking took my shirt off and didn't even touch my boobs. What the actual fuck.
MORE IMPORTANTLY I THINK I JUST WATCHED SOMEONE GET SO LONELY AS TO TURN BISEXUAL??
Last night I said "I'm so glad you broke up with your lesbian soccer mom girlfriend" I don't remember how he reacted I just remember trying to pee in the woods
Did I send you a drunk selfie with a pine tree last night?
It's the 3rd day of the year and I've already sucked two dicks. New year same ole me.
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