Aj just asked if we were going to the bulldog tonight..i told her no because of the expense and tests coming up..but mostly because i don't want herpes
She thinks she is all that and a bag of skittles but I'm definitely not tasting the rainbow...
People are allowed to visit it's just they can't be from Germany and have to wear masks.
She just wrapped her tongue around my thumb.....lizard girl may be my next wife.
she smelled like a LAN party
Just spit on a sock to clean a spot on my glass table. Oddest combination of so lazy and motivated ever.
Honestly, where the fuck is osama bin laden?
I feel like a need a fire hose to wash off what I did last night
At least I look tastefully trashed. My nipples are hidden and I'm standing up.
While running home from the bar in high heels I multi- tasked and sexted with Brent. Jesus.
I just had a great idea for an etsy shop. Sell all the shit bitches leave from one nighters
Throwing up into Nora's potty chair while simultaneously having beer shits was truly the highlight of my Christmas season.
You're right, I'd say my real all time low was when I let that fifteen-year-old feel my boob.
Hey what are you up to?
I am wear the people with the mustaches live. I have found their home.
DUDE, WE BOUGHT THE ACID TOGETHER.
sarah's view on last night: a threesome to make things less awkward. oh, well done.
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