whjeg hajt iyt
say what?
wanna hang out?
Fuck. I have a girl here waiting on me in my room! I told her I was going to get a drink of water... I'm in the bathroom taking a dump... I have mudd butt bad... There's NO toilet paper!!
I had to stop mid sex to take my turn on words with friends so he wouldn't get suspicious. Hookup of the night helped me. We won.
Hefty paycheck and not get wasted can't exist in the same night
I'm eating those little wheels of cheese and watching storage wars, this is the opposite of sex.
I can't believe you big bird do not remember battling a shark last night it turned into a Pokemon battle and big bird over powered the shark
I got kicked out of the men's bathroom at the diner last night because i was straddling the sink attempting to pee with pants on. Beat that.
I can't believe you picked a finger in the ass over lunch with me.
WTF? Why is there a pic of my tits in ur dad's office?
Yeah we were on bar number 7 on our bike trail and you decided to steal my bike and we found you 20 minutes later eating Cheetos in the shallow end of your parents pool
The struggle bus has heated seats and stops at Dunkin on Friday mornings so I'll be okay.
dude, she has my telletubby sweats and my good sweatshirt hostage, I can't risk their safety with a breakup
I'm a lady. Ladies do NOT hump the floor.
last time we were there you stole a tap from the toilets. How are you confused that your bag is full of baubles you clearly can't stop collecting their furnishings
Honestly, I am sitting in my room watching Ciara videos and thinking I am super jealous of how she rides it.
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