Peanut Butter and turkey sandwich...this may come back to haunt me
sometimes i wish i was able to text my cat and tell him i miss him and that i'm thinking about him
I'll let you put expensive food in me, but really, not much else.
is it bad that i regret hanging out with a girl tonight because that means i have less time to sit on youtube watching xmen cartoons?
on the last problem of the exam i just drew a picture of a cat and left
He is now the second fuck buddy that i have met by walking up and grinding on him. My ass is so much more productive than dating
New development. Drinking at work is so easy and awesome I might have to do it everyday.
yea i really dont care about the sex, i just want him to eat my vag. He has to be good at because of his tremors.
Whoever I saved in my phone as "Jackpot" last night has your keys.
I assume some self respect is too lofty of a gift idea
I warned you. Don't come crying to me when your vagina refuses to forgive you for this.
I woke up in my tom cruise outfit with my house key tied to my thong....
I didn't even get crazy off of the coke so everything's fine. Also, I think I might have killed my aunt's dog..
Idk I've taught my 18 month old how to say nipple so kids aren't all bad
you smell like vanilla and daddy issues
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