I just don't get it. Video games don't suck his dick.
its not college until your roomate walks in on you having sex in his bed. twice
When did it seem like a good idea to do pull ups off the balcony? After beer 5 or shot 7?
I have to think about this realistically and not with my vagina.
............HELP Ive been abducted by vodka and its poisoning my brain fat chicks are getting cute and i slept with my sisters friend who slightly resembles john kerry....,,help
Its like bringing all that milkshake to the yard and I'm a diabetic and can't have any
Brandon just showed up at my place with a florida state cheerleader he met in vegas durin spring break. His life is a fucking movie
Do you miss the park or do you miss us having sex in public?
I'm sad that I feel like I need to temporarily change your name in my phone from Smashley until you have the baby and can be unsober with us again.
Still pimpin that dick in the cornfields. Now it's just transferred to the local bar.
I can see their wedding vows now: 'Til basicness do us part
Getting food poisoning after eating at work was the cherry on top of my "Welcome back to real life" sundae.
Hi I am on my way. I stopped and got the cheeseburger you asked for. Are you gonna pay me back?
Who is this?
If by whore you mean UPGRADE....then yes I am
I got there and she was on her balcony drinking out of a bottle of vodka and smoking a cigar.
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