Just found a copy of intimate toy times in my mom's trash can...
I wish i was in the wii world.
Just watched 1 guy 1 jar with my mom. Awkwardville...
I feel fat after drinking my meal replacement shake.
I added chocolate sauce, a bsg of m&ms and a crushed up brownie to make it taste better.
Its like im going on a blind date, but ive already had sex with her
bring money and cleavage
She's allergic to latex.
Lucky bastard.
I've never had a better reason to do blow of a Pittsburgh strippers ass than to try and keep pace with my dad.
Your tequila is gone. I suggest you bring more home before you go out for dinner. Money is taped to mailbox.
Unless you can cure my hangover with your penis I'm not interested.
Lube is flammable
Who is this??
No more. You can't have nice things, and vodka is a nice thing.
I don't think "growing medical marijuana" is Quite what my Grandfather had in mind when he thought me about gardening as a child
drunk snapchatting is the worst, because i woke up with great pictures of my tits saved to my memories and no idea who i sent them to
I was peer pressured into smoking weed by a bunch of LGBTQ teenagers
Randomize
