He said he was just looking at my pictures and was thinking about how he wanted to cut my hair..then dye it black and put platnium blonde extensions throughout it and layer my hair
ParTy fuckkin suckkkks bro I gotta fid sum biTch 2 leT me fire sum loadz on her FACE!
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Nah, but can you imagine if I were seriously like that?
I was watching truelife I'm transgendered. This tranny already got a date a week after getting a vagina. I've had a vagina my entire life and can't get a date.
Facebook is used to stalk your friends, Twitter is used to stalk celebritie=s, and Myspace is used to stalk underaged girls. Everything else is porn. T=he Internet in a nutshell.
the trash is collected at 5:50 on mondays. i was up puking all night and heard them
What is the appropriate way to inform him that I am TOTALLY down for break up sex?
A shower wasnt enough to wash off the shame but at least it took care off the blood.
I think I'm allergic to vodka. Or people getting engaged. One or the other. I want to die.
I CAN FEEL MY HEART BEATING MY WHOLE BODY
You took a selfie with my hard dick and sent it to Scott with the caption 'Toldja'. It was hard to forget you're a teenager after that
there is absolutely nothing wrong with two grown men staying up all night blowing lines drinking white wine and playing call of duty. don't judge me
i swear i was one second from getting his number and then the shrooms kicked in
like when you break up with someone your virginity slowly starts to grow back & when it's done it's like ding ding ding you're ready to date again
There's a set of buzz lightyear wings in lost and found at work. I just need access to your roof.
Can I just go naked and covered in glitter?
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