Pussy?
how
Wat do u mean how?
so basically i'm the" little sister", he's the "big brother" and we just fucked
You love popeyes more than me
does delicious chicken come out of your vagina?
why does my status of facebook already read REHAB 2011
According to the bell hop, we stumbled in about 4 and then cannon balled into the pool.
He told me he felt like he shoud say thank you and as a prize i could keep anything from his room that i wanted.
Is a wave an appropriate goodbye when your one night stand wakes up and walks out towards the door while you are looking through the garbage for the evidence of a condom?
I also love beards. The playoffs are like christmas for my vagina.
It's not so much that I'm giving her money because I threw up on her floor. It's more like I'm paying her to never ever mention it again.
Apparently I send drunk snapchats a lot and they always have random dudes in them. Like one night it was just me and some guy I don't know sitting on my couch.
I wonder if you're allowed to smoke pot at Denver bronco games now...
Apparently we carried the stove upstairs. I Woke up with it in my room.
I still maintain we were not that drunk......
Dude, Dimensionally it doesn't even fit in that stairway! We might have to knock a wall out to get it back down!
Does puke ruin car paint? Good thing it's raining.
I think after tonight I'm 85% lesbian
I picked up a towel, and butt beads fell out of it.
Oh yeah... Surprise!
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