So just talked to them hahah i like that people sat there and watched as you two made out... They said they even had to refill their beers
I totes stole your whore crown.
With great power comes great responsibility.
Dude. Creed is coming in september.
We're no longer friends.
Maybe he just has a boisterous penis
My penis hasn't been this frustrated since I was like 13 and I awkwardly got boners at school dances
Just shook hands with the bud light truck driver, thanked him for his service to our country
other than the jail part I had a really good time with you
Do you know why I have a burn shaped like a tiny spork?
Judge me all you want, but while you are stuck at home eating Ramen and tap water, I will be dining with some guy who, although might be the same age as my father, is filthy rich.
The porch is breathing.
STAY OUT OF MY SHROOMS YOU CUNT
Would love to dress up in respectable attire and take you out somewhere nice and then do disgusting crude things in public
I'm now using my vagina for good, not evil. Trying to restore balance to the force.
Of fucking course I get my period on Valentine's Day...
So how do u get your coat out of the coat room when someone is fucking on it?
If I slept with her my dick would come out glittery
coward.
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