Eric got herpes from Jo-ann
That's what he deserves for hooking up with a french canadian
I bet farrah fawcett is having words with michael jackson in heaven for stealing her thunder
separated laundry into 'got laid' and 'didn't get laid' piles.
he suggested we appoligize to eachother. then do blow and painkillers & have ourselves a make-up party.
Mom is telling us about the time she drank her own breast milk. Help.
and this is why we should make december sharting awareness month.
Yeah you fell over while you were peeing and you said "hold I'm, I'm still peeing"
at the last minute we also decided to throw an egg in the beer bong. and he drank it, shell and all.
Would you and/or him be willing to dress up like the phantom, sing me music of the night and then bone the shit out of me? this is important.
We lost our room key and found it in his pocket with 3 pieces of fish.
That moment when your fucking in an airport bathroom and forget to lock the door. That poor man...scarred forever...
well I didn't shave for the hot dilf I banged last week so I'm sure as hell not shaving for you. Sry
Nice. I like it when Maker's Mark makes decisions for you.
You wouldn't put pants on to see my parents.
I cannot belive our party caught on fire
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