I am doing a scientific study and i need a brief description of the underpants you are wearing
Come here. I'm drunk. Family Function. Intense Pro-life vs. Pro-choice debate. Bring Republicans.
drunkie insisted on stuffing the rest of his scrambled eggs in his pockets before we left ihop. we really should have left a better tip
the awesomeness of being snowed in wore off after we ran out of beer and we realized we really didnt want to be stuck with everyone.
You actually went to class. Im eating dry cereal naked and watching bring it on.
He wanted to feed hamburgers to the homeless... as a first date... who the fuck is this kid
Well my dad thinks I wake up at 3 or 4 am every day. Really it is just all the booty calls, but I'm glad he thinks I am so motivated
After everything you did, you followed it with "Oh God, that's something a high person would do. But I'm not high." So yeah, you're not getting near my stash again.
That's why you need to have them together. Katie started crying on the couch and she just gave her a tube of crackers and picked up a beer at the same time. She's like a goddess of making things chill
A guy just picked up ur brother and carfied him away singing and im slight concern
I told him I wish we were at my house cause then I could tell him to get out after we had sex.
I didn't even mind that he came early I just wanted to get eaten out and cuddle
Any idea why my ass cheeks are bruised again?
The fact that theyre bruised AGAIN means you're not adult enough to know why.
He poured champagne on my pussy while he ate me out. I found my unicorn.
Is there a sexuality term for 'only wants hatefucks'?
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