I got everything I ever gave her back, every picture, and money for the dog. I didn't want it she brought it all back and gave it to me. clothes jackets, pictures, dried flowers, ear rings, necklace...
Sell it on ebay and let's go to the bar
spencer pratt says his family invinted chess
that kid is like the al gore of hollywood.
I realized courtney is my jiminy cricket but instead of preventing me from telling lies she prevents me from fucking strangers
FYI you just passed out mid-blow job. Consider this my letter of resignation.
He told me all about his plan for proposing to his girlfriend as pillow talk.
and you think what you did last night was bad? at least you didnt go wake up a sleeping guy for birthday sex.
I made a blanket fort and am drinking Gatorade and eating donuts watching 500 days of summer. I can't keep spending my saturdays like this.
High enough to ask the woman at best buy if she ever feels like she's swimming. and telling the man outside that he smells like happy juice.
Good for him. He wanted to accomplish walking across niagara, I'm hoping to accomplish not throwing up tomoro nite, we all have our own priorities in life.
I just smoked weed out of a baked potato.
You rock my world.
These kids are nice. Shrooms make everything so nice.
I sent him a tit pic on accident and he replied with "nice ass"
I haven't seen her in probably 3 months and when she showed up wasted to my house she promptly pulled out her tit
Make me food? I don't want to be a science experiment. I'm dunk. Holy shit. Drunk*. Let's do science.
Here's an unsolicited pic of my tits, because you almost died last night.
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