Is this a definitive no? All is forlorn? Such is fine, but i'm drunk and a sucker for concrete answers
So drunk i had to piss sitting down...
I know, but I was really high and I felt like a failure dragon because I could only blow smoke, no fire.
I'm just saying, margarita tuesday would turn anyone gay.
Last time I went to flagstaff I threw up in my beard. I would very much like to recreate that moment.
Well I think it's fate. Considering march is my fave month because it's my birthday and st. Patrick's day. And his name is Patrick. I'm sleeping with him all through march. No question.
Just had an old man tip me two dollars and say "here put this in your baby fund, you'll have a baby someday" I swear this is gods way of saying GET ON BIRTH CONTROL NOW!
You took photos of my underwear around London the day after! THAT was too soon.
I have to remind myself to breathe. That hungover.
My google history for last night included "Whre is johns house" and "wher can i buy nukes?" Pretty sure they're related to one another.
I asked Tony because I knew he wouldn't give me a lecture about consequences
???? Tony IS a lecture about consequences
He had a flex off with himself in the mirror but he thought it was someone else for at least 20minutes.
Update: pile o Coke party starting at approx 4 - 7 and going until 1ish to celebrate our founding fathers and love of cocaine and hatred of everyone\n
Your life is a soap opera of great sex, cats, and booze.
you never know when your going to find a surprise from me in your bed...it keeps you on your toes.
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