he quoted Bring It On. It's over.
thank you for a lively/lovely evening :)
should have blown me.
All I remember is saying that "fire will make it all better"
If a "boob" guy and an "ass" guy are discussing which you are better qualified for....just let them
i just had a pap smear and two shots. lets hit the beach.
i looked down and was like "oh shit thats blood" then it was like "shit, thats not my blood." then it was like whos blood is this??
I feel like telling him your vigina was older than him was not a good pick up line.
It's okay. I've dumbed down my notes over the semester because I knew I wouldn't be up to understanding things come finals.
There is no such thing as a great breathalizer story. That isn't a thing that exists.
I still can't get over the fact that he thinks I have my life together... That has to be one of the nicest yet most sadly misled things anyone has ever said about me
I'm just opting for alcohol abuse, ramen and cuddling with my dog for now.
The next time we go out, we're bringing a jar so that people can contribute to the rest of what I need to come up with for my breast implants... We'll show them yours for inspiration and persuasion.
How many more times can I say I need to get laid before you kill me?
I just had sex with a man wearing a Darth Vader helmet....he pressed the voice button the whole time that said "I am your father". I don't think I can ever come back from this
After we fucked we sat in bed and watched Charlie St. Cloud and he fed me ice cream. It was probably the most romantic thing I've ever done.
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