She was lying in bed moaning while eating a Snickers and masturbating.
And Anthony pissed on himself at the strip club
shes still here... layin in my bed watching a beyonce concert on tv drinking leftover franzia straight outta the bag and crying
Drunk in burger king. Having it our way. Free fries. M&m sundaes.
You started throwing frozen shot glasses at people and you kept saying "it's fine, they melt."
We're 17 hours into a 3 day weekend, and he's already shitfaced. He fell of the dock TWICE and insisted on wearing a life jacket on dry land.
On a scale from 1 to the worst weekend of my life, that was an 11. I can see again, though.
I text him "Dude. Tryna get fucked here. I only have half the parts. I need your help" I'm sure my mom would be super proud of the woman I have become.
I am not exagerating when I say the thought "screw you future me" actually just went through my head
Trying to put a fitted sheet on drunk is one of the boss levels of slutty adulthood.
Son of a bitch took my liquid eyeliner
sitting in a shitty karaoke bar playing pokemon go and drinking a mimosa. how is your sunday night
I sit across from him at graduation so I get to stare at him and think about how I fucked his step brother and laugh to myself
sitting in the prison waiting room in my boyfriends clothes. looooong story.
Like sometimes I’ll be hangry but for dick
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