Youre a pretentious asshole and im not sure who you think you are. Get the hell over yourself and the self righteous culture snob image because its pretty obnoxious.
Overheard: "his girlfriend fucks him with the lights off. It's not serious."
lmfao. well really. it's not love if you cringe at the site of his anus.
And then he said "I can't get blown while Gordon Bombay and Mr. Holland stare at me from the TV"
so my class lasted 15 minutes this morning because this kid puked all over himself..only at radford
I thought he was kidding when he said pretend to be a dunkin donut delivery women. This is the last time I ever role play.
what's an appropriate "I'm fucking your grandson but I'm trying to hide it" outfit?
You crawled through a doggy door 5 times for a shot if cheap vodka.
Yours weakened by children. Mine weakened by a forearm sized cock for 8 years.
I was sat at the table waiting with a glass of wine reading my book and the hotel staff gave me a goldfish in a bowl and said 'heres your date for the night' !
Well, if worst comes to worst, I have pictures of his penis that I can put on the internet
His roommate walked in then asked "well did you at least finish". What a way to start your birthday
Oh you know, we just bobbed for apples in a bucket full of jungle juice. So, a casual Tuesday night.
i think it’s okay to see him. you just can’t wind up with his penis in your mouth again
YOU ATE THE FUCKING GOLDFISH!?
Yeah. Broke it off. Saw her cheating after she forgot to turn her zoom off. Ring=$$$. Not making that mistake-priceless
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