i hate this light. i wouldnt even hook up with me in this light
I just woke up to me licking the dognuts
You mean Doughnuts?
......No :(
you're the only person i know to use "jizz" and "cute" in the same sentence.
you know I love you but I need to see your friends tits
there is an extreme lack of margarita in my mouth.
Come down here. We are watching people walk through the paper we taped in front of the elevator.
He needs to respect me before he can fuck me with cat ears on.
You will never be paid again to get drunk and tell off cops without being arrested. Once in a lifetime opportunity
You're right. Fuck my job. I'm in.
Hey, you can't rush the perfect creeper shot. I need buffer time to hone my skills.
Me and my bruised tit have to wake up at 4 AM.
Just took physics exam. I think this is one of those 'chuck it in the fuck-it bucket and become an art major' days
Man I was just the closest I've ever been to crapping my pants.
I don't want his dick, I want his flame thrower!!
Dude. I keep thinking about how I let a man gum my vagina.
i should probably stop doing things just because i think they’re funny. i’m not going to.
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