TXT her NOW! The phone is actually IN her Va-Jay-Jay!!
everything was going good until you started showing off the pictures of poop you took with your phone
Everytime I cough, my tampon falls out a little bit. Does this mean I'm loose?
Can you confirm that Victor fucked a girl for Jack in the Box tacos?
I cannot, but I know he fucked a girl for a Nerf hoop and a "Kingpin" dvd.
My dad is drinking wine out of a measuring cup. This explains so much.
Watching water boil has never been so amazing. I love wake-and-bakes.
He was just laying on the stairs and then screamed, "Is that a clubhouse?" I haven't seen him since
I'm getting shit face wasted, and I have to be up so early tomorrow. I am bad at smart.
I just had sex over my oven then high fived the guy. It's going to be a good year.
Now he's crying and asking for 'the cameras' to come out. The one cop is laughing
nothing like having plan b for breakfast in a cvs parking lot before ordering this semester's textbooks
We need to make tonight low-budget
Is this your way of suggesting flasks?
Oh my god I would go to planned parenthood the same day I get my nipples pierced
Please call us Steph is okay but missing phone wallet tooth
So this morning everyone commended me for puking over the porch. No one else made it that far...
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