Ok Ghana you win again. Tell you what...Double or nothing over women's tennis, basketball, hockey, war, baseball, golf, swimming, diving, oil spills, box office proceeds, internet porn sites, criminals incarcerated, women's downhill, bass fishing, NASCAR, or GDP?
Some mysterious chinese delivery man dropped off 2 free egg rolls. Clutch
Weekday college schedule so far: get high as tits. Watch Family Guy marathons. Repeat.
Does it count if I'm only ambidextrous while masturbating?
Hardcore start to spring break. Mike is wearing adult diapers because the only stop we are making is for gas.
lesson learned.. dressing up like a naughty teacher doesn't mean you can get away with spanking a cop with a ruler for being "fresh" with you
The cop was yelling at you as you layed on the sidewalk and you wouldn't take him seriously cause you thought it was some dude in a cop costume.
His mom already thought we were lesbians BODY SHOTS WERE JUST NOT AN OPTION SORRY
It was one of the greatest weekends of my life. And that's even after factoring in spraying myself in the face with the bidet.
I'm thinking blowjobs and wheelchair sex should be part of any post-injury wellness plan.
Will i get arrested If i steal the salvatiion arny guys bell for ringing it to close to my hangover
These people don't understand my stages of drunk
Awk moment when I forgot to tell my hookup about visitor parking so he got towed
Guess who just hooked up with a guy who was wearing a shirt from his mom's "dress up closet"?!
my extended weekend of being as irresponsible as possible started with blowing the bartender in the bar bathroom. off to a good start.
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