That was definitely a porn plot just waiting to develop...
I just saw that your im name has '4eva' in it. Your man card has been revoked.
She's legit crying about wanting more sex. Holy shit.
She's never going to forget it... Christmas Anal.
Dude their dog does tricks for sips of beer. He keeps going up next to people and trying to shake. This is awesome.
this is a reminder to untag myself in the picture of me flashing the photographer in the morning.
I don't think you seem to understand this concept. WHEN A GAY GUY HANDS YOU A DAIQUIRI, YOU DRINK IT.
We are not on the "bring me breakfast" level. He's bringing me penis if I ask for breakfast too I'll just sound greedy
He fucked me so hard I might have to go to the hospital for internal bleeding
Can I have him when you're done?
Not going to lie- I'm a little freaked out camping right now. This is one of those high activities you don't do by yourselves...or close to bears
I walked a mile in this weather wearing nothing but a toga. Zero fucks. Your move Mother Nature.
You can't do wine Netflix and blow jobs in the bed you've had since 5th grade with your parents downstairs
You know your Halloween costume is slutty when you have to shave your pubes to wear it.
Found out that I went to the same elementary school as the guy I'm hooking up with. Kosher or no
I don’t care if there’s a pandemic. My husband gave me a hall pass for my 40th birthday and I’m going to use it!
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