I just called a child with a Yankees jersey a jerkoff. so much for a friendly day @ the ballpark
in the middle of it he kept shouting: im going to be masturbating to this for the rest of my life
Everything is bigger in Texas. Including Colt's vagina.
i just saw some one pass a baby through the drive-thru window at dairy queen.
She looked at my facebook and decided to bump the security deposit up an extra 250...now we have to destroy the house, its expected and I wouldn't want to disappoint
Only I would come home from a random banging with beer and watermelon
No fireworks. Throwing the old microwave off the deck.
i think this is the gayest thing you've ever shown me. and i'm pretty sure you've sent me pictures of a dude sticking his dick in a horse's nose.
Are taco bell cups microwave safe? I can't make that judgement right now
You're too morally constrained. I firmly believe that you should be less concerned with how young she is and more excited by the fact that she's not jailbait by virtue of a legal technicality.
I can not be a lesbian living on Beaverland.
Will you fuck me while I eat my burrito though? I'm kind of hungry.
Idk I'm drinking Sam Adams and wearing new balances so I'm basically a dad
When you wake up on the bus on 139th but you're staying at 6th
133 to go
Why did the sexual harassment class show a clip from frozen?
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