So what's the moral of this story? Aside from 'lesbians hold grudges'?
My ferret is drunk. Someone told me you'd know what to do?
Just met a girl...She is complaining why on facebook you can't have more then one "open relationship"
I dont know how i feel about her from a moral standpoint...
He warned me he may piss the bed. I'm oddly okay with this.
Found a dirty envelope on my seat w ur name and $122.50 written on the front. Nothing inside but what looks like dirty pine needles
I actually have to watch Breaking Bad to make me feel better about my choices last night.
I look like i have multiple stab wounds in my foot and there are footprints from the elevator to my room. What happened?
I am making up for a 7 year dry spell so I get a pass and I don't always care if there is a second date. It is like college but with more money and condoms.
You brought string cheese to the strip club
Well my unnaturally hairy chest finally came in handy. It took at least an hour to shave the american flag into my chest but I definitely went America all over that party
Plus he is a pilot so I could give him flight dome
Are ropes allowed in during conjugals?
Who the fuck stole my fridge again
Just boned her on my desk. on top of my term paper. take that professor dipshit
Don't ask but i need a priest, a calzone, a litre of gravy, and exactly 7 oreos
And a bag of nachos
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