pwbgyin
what?
penguin condom
I don't even know why I got my vag waxed
Ugh, tell me about it. As each day passes and the hair grows more, I get a little more depressed.
Ive created a fbook group called "threesome" and invited two girls. Im not going to say a word and just see what happens.
As it turns out, drunk trust falling that guy at the top of the waterslide didn't really work out for anyone..
I think it's time we have the "weird fetish" talk.
I told her we could be friends and she said the last time i told her that we had sex behind a bar at 4am
This makes me miss penis. Not in a horny way... but in a sad, sentimental way.
He used the expression "my couch is your couch" as a come on line.
Who knows. I'd probably only get a makeout with an OTPHJ from her so the return on sexual investment from her isn't looking that great.
At this point i guess a traditional, non-life-threatening pity fuck is too much to ask for
Body paints and jello. Your canvas awaits
Another sexterpiece awaits
According to facebook, I opened up a can of whupass on some douche who poured all the vodka on the ground.
You called the wrong number but I salute you.
Just ushered a raccoon across the street so yeah.. Good night
He offered to dress his dick up as Charlie Chaplin to cheer me up.
Keep him.
Do you think it would be weird to wear a shirt that says 'big fun small package' from an ex for a first date?
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