no, he came in my armpit
THERE ARE SO MANY GREAT DICKS IN THE WORLD. HOW DID I NOT DISCOVER THIS SOONER!?
We uncovered another pile of vomit after you left. And i am not talking about the one in the vase
I don't know what you told him but please make him stop telling me about his new video camera and winking
Dont forget about the tuna sandwich behind your TV
i'm having taco bell mild sauce and tums for breakfast because i'm hungover and thats all i can find. it's like thanksgiving up in here
I'm going to take a nap so I don't feel like a stripper sneezed in my mouth tomorrow morning at work.
She asked how comfortable I was with her while we were in the shower. She then proceeded to pee in said shower.
She's too awesome to dump: she gives me great blow jobs and free Popeyes. You just don't burn a bridge like that.
Only you would consider your best friend fucking your boyfriend to be a sign of everlasting friendship
With my son watching me, I pulled down my pants and shit in her trash can.
Is there such thing as dick sucking teeth guards?
I'm sexting at my family's 4th of July BBQ and I feel no shame....
so hungover. idk whos house or comp im on
I woke up next to him with nothing on and my thong around his neck. I just put my clothes on and left, but he still has my thong.
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