I think men at large are the problem in most or all relationships. It's like trying to drag a three-legged retarded puppy through an obstacle course
he also called and said i only cheated on you 8 times but they were all trannies
and someone in the background yelling "one was fat so that counts as one and a half"
there was enough confetti in my bra to throw another NYE party
at least 'blackout me' had enough sense to take the puke covered duvet off the comforter.
Some dude just came up to me and stroked my beard, smiled and left. Shave?
Just got done fucking the squirter chick. She came when we were in a 69. I now know what it's like to be water boarded.
I was so intoxicated last night I was giving out my real name and number ugh.
All I saw was a purple blob and poking out from under was part of a green shirt. Took me a minute to realize it was him under that beast.Thought I should ask if he was actually breathing and conscience but then I saw him slowly exploring what few brave men have done before.
I don't know if it is the Everclear or chemistry, but i think my brain is coming out of my ears.
I haven't been sober in 4 days.
Then be sober
No.
A penis isn't a time share. I want to own not rent.
I shaved my entire vagina for a man who had the personality of a potato and a C- orgasm. Life is a series of disappointments.
On a scale of 1 to 10 how good of an idea would it be to pregame at the airport right now
Ten
I woke up to a huge bag of McDonalds breakfast, a cup of coffe and Advil. The note read "yeah its a one night thing, but I felt bad so here you go. Thanks"
He just set a new unobtainable standard in one night stand etiquette.
I don’t mind that he’s uncircumcised. It’s the fact that he talks about the Bible immediately after we have sex .
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