In regards to your tweet: as its been said on all of those posters on ffffound: keep calm and carry on
i just uploaded three hundred pictures and you had your shirt off in two hundred and ninety of them
the remaining ten - you weren't in
I don't think its a good idea if I moon a whole bar again
The crazy thing is, I dont actually know where the cat is, she said something bout the back of the toilet and a sock.
I'd like to apologize to your liver. It sees how much beer i drink and gets jealous of how awesome my liver is.
He bought me flowers. The card with it said: Sorry I cant get you off. I will try harder.
Her boyfriend was wrestling another girl. But, she said she was okay with it because she kept checking for boners--w the back of her hand like she was checking for a fever
Fell asleep on the Grass at Lolla woke up in the Brown line. What. The. Fuck.
He smashed a plastic chair leg on a tree stump, threw himself into the side of our metal enclosure, stomped on the wreckage for a bit and then punched the fire.
can I share that I'd like to fuck him in my new car as a sort of car warming present to myself?
Dear lord though. So much glitter. It's just a big gay explosion and all of my whore muscles hurt.
I'm high and dancing to practical magic. Your needs for my penis can wait.
So it's official the pockets of my work apron exist solely for the purpose of secretly flipping off asshole customers and not losing my job.
he had DANDRUFF in his PUBES. 0/10 would not blow again.
It just so happens all of their names are Ryan, so I never have to change whose name I moan.
Randomize