if you dont talk to me in person you cant text me
Oh man dude like 1000 to 1500 milligrams. Its gonna burn like bad though.
On imdb the canadians say It's amazing
All I'm saying is that whoever owned the wheelchair clearly didn't need it or they wouldn't have been able to leave it there
Your place is a magnet for either righteous parties or crippling alcohol dependency. Lets find out which together
U know that drunk state, where at 930 the next morning your sitting in a bath in ur bathing suit trying to sober up...yeah. That's where i am..
Definitely want to eloquently cunt punt those bitches thru the field goals of life.
He brought a TOOTHBRUSH and TOOTHPASTE with us on our date..... I want to go home and forget I ever decided to be nice and go on this date in the first place...... A TOOTHBRUSH!?!?!
Ok. Here's the plan. Take your hand (whichever is closest), summon all your nerve, and just stick it right down his pants.
I love you.
Oh boy. Send him a care package with laxative cookies and alcohol. So he can shit himself while he's passed out drunk.
Dude are you being arrested? I swear I just saw you laying on the hood of your car with a cop patting you down...
I want to wait until after I get laid before I ask him his political affiliation. Just in case. I'm so desperate I would bang a Republican
Ha! Just garden hosed my vag and thought of you.
I'm basically doing the Walk of Shame without the added bonus of having sex last night. That doesn't look good on anyone.
It's like the perfect sandwich, once you find it you want to ensure your future access to it.
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