Just TALKING to him is better than banging my bf, imagine what actual banging will be like.
There is a woman in the bar breastfeeding a baby. Doing shots. Gotta love maryland Applebees.
So his "youporn" cam totally caught me stealing quesadilla leftovers.
Who would we be if we didn't go out to drink during finals week? NOBODY
You know it was a challenge blowing out the candles. It was hard to think of a wish, while drunk, with a concussion.
I don't drink so I see St. Patty's as an LSD type of day. Its like a more hardcore 420
I wonder what chicks would think if they learned that when we add them on fb we email their bikini pics to each other.
Today has been like a snow day for your boobs. No rules, just doing whatever they want.
The fact that me being able to walk down stairs is an accomplishment in my books pretty much explains how I am
I was thirsty after the sex and it was a long trek back to res so naturally I stole chocolate milk from his fridge as I left
I have a txt file I don't remember making open on my desktop. All it says is "what it's like to be a bat"
I'm no longer puke free since 2013 am I.
You told your boyfriend he needed to fuck you in the tree because it would make you guys one with nature.
Did he?
I am convinced you could sleep through the apocalypse and only wake up because youre hungry & want Dominoes
She has my name on her bucket list. I’m either getting laid or killed
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