I'm going to leave the fate of whether I go to my midterms up to my dealer hitting me up or not
well the first picture of me in 2011 involves a viking helmet and chugging champagne. i like this year already.
I have the coolest burn here. Everyone is taking my picture. I'm like a celebrity of the burn victims.
do you remember yelling at the waitress that you were a power bottom?
you riverdanced for the cops while the rest ran away.
Y'all best leave this "I can only have a couple drinks" shit at the door. U don't drive to Yukon to have a shot. I'm getting u fuckers drunk.
I still have your make up all over the inside of my thighs from the face sitting. Free tonight?
Got my parents to pick me up from the party, take me to the bar and buy all my drinks, then drop me off at my booty calls house.
So after taking my shirt off, he pulls my bra off like a hockey jersey. FUCKIN PRO. Guy knew what he wanted.
I'm the Oprah of jello shots
With a butt like mine I'll never have to pay for Netflix again.
On a unprofessional note, there's a new girl in photo.
That wasn't unprofessional. The fact that I'm going to fuck her is unprofessional.
it doesn't matter what you do now, you will forever be known as the girl who fell off the roof
nooooo! we need to brain storm. I need rebranding....what if I start always showing up with my cat or a wacky hat?
try again roofio
we didn't have sex though. because i have the will power of an ox.
She ripped her shorts off and yelled "VAGINA TIME!"
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