More tranny stories later!
Who do you think planted the wheat? Who do you think cleared the land and killed off the native inhabitants? Women?
so was this before or after i puked down the ice luge?
Is there any chance I can see you without pouring vodka on your head?
I drank half a bottle of wine while watching the Olympics opening ceremonies. I catcalled at handsome athletes. Stop me.
Well on a lighter note, I had sex in a food truck.
I totally gave him head in sync to Beastie Boy's Sabotage playing in the background.
I have got to stop letting people hang ornaments from my nipple ring.
Tis the season.
HOW DO I ALWAS FIND THEM?! THERE WAS BE A SOCIETY OF SMALL PENISED MEN AND I MUST BELONG TO IT!
Do you know how hard it is to give a bj in your dead grandmothers car
Just so were clear your wife is cut off from my dick.
Like either my tits got bigger or I've succumbed to Trumps tiny hand syndrome
I think even the taco bell employees judged me
Omg. I meet up with you guys with bodily fluids on my chin ONE time and suddenly I'm a whore.
Bootycalls can't go limp that's like against the law
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