question - sack: should she or should she not play with it during foreplay?
I mostly enjoyed dancing with him because his boner was scratching my bug bites.
I want the one making out with the dumpster. Is that bad?
Pretty sure I'm going to hell because of our friendship
Last one there wins
I'm in the freezer. Shit took away any trace of hangover outa my body.
Well. Your father was, shall we say, privately surfing the Internet when he found a video of you and Kevin. This was on a very public website honey.
By the way, Kevin! OMG good catch honey!
Who knew there were so many rules and judgements about laying on a kitchen floor. I'm all like I'm resting. It just happens to be on a kitchen floor.
Is it socially acceptable to break up with someone over snapchat?
Sometimes i like to think we arent living together next year and that im living with models that like to experiment but you ruin that fantasy time and time again
I DMed the cop that arrested me to come unlock my keys out if my car today
He ordered a meatball sub with a side of meatballs.
I should become a firefighter. Who uses his cock to fight fires. Like a Superhero.
My brother really should've known better than to make me go egg hunting with his daughter when I was entirely too drunk to do so. Threw up in a plant in front of her.
He fucked me over, so I'm going to do what any rational woman does. I'm going to get really high and have sex with his brother.
Just beer bonged through a snorkel, add that to the list
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