i have my own cum on my nose right now. don't talk to me about "embarrassed".
sorry i was making out with matt didn't mean for it to sound like that. there was no tone
there should be a new saying, don't text and tongue
My life has become a never ending game of 'illegal or just frowned upon?'
I'm still in shock that he came by my house for five minutes dropped off a Teddy bear and went to the strip club on valentines day
and then he tried plucking my nose hairs. lines were crossed.
I woke up to find that chris drank one of my contacts.
Yeah he's good at that.
I like to balance the number of cups of coffee to bong rips in the morning before work.
mom had to come pick me up from the hotel. I crawled to her car. She told me the entire way home if I puked in it I was going to lick it up. Like high school all over again...
Theyll love you, its bunch of older ladies who drink whisky and sours and talk about the sex seans in Game of Throwns
All I could think about while we were fucking was what Hogwarts house he would be in
You know the bunny onesie you sent me? Happy Halloween, I just did the hop of shame.
I just wanna know if were done hooking up so I know of that condom he left in my top drawer is fair game
Who did he bring home?
Idk. But did you see her shoe choice by the stairs, I'm really not expecting anything great.
My body isnt used to all this fresh air, sun and booze....ok well maybe just the fresh air and sun...its used to the booze.
He’s older
Like “has a job and pays his bills” older or “still watches porn on DVD because he can’t figure out the Internet” older?
Randomize
