I really like him. That's why I'm having sex with someone else, so he doesnt think i'm a slut.
So after i got done, she went over and got out her gecko, I felt like I was in an X rated geiko commercial.
If you liked it then you shoulda put your dick in it, oh uh uh oh
I love wearing low cut shirts cuz then when class gets boring, I can look down and admire my breasts.
I just finished washing your number off of my chest. I'm Bryan by the way.
I woke up with his wallet, but not him. Gold-digging at it's finest.
That's the point of day drinking, get fucked up by 6pm so you can get stuff done the next day. It's the adult thing to do.
I have no idea where I am, where my pants are, there is cheese stuck to my ass.. Why do I have your phone?
shot for shot with some guy twice your age to prove Detroit hustles harder then you left with him. We're tracking you
I just had really awesome sex bent over the side of an air hockey table. That is all. Happy thanksgiving.
I'm laying in bed listening to Purple Rain on repeat. If you wanna bone, come up, but if not, at least Prince understands me.
All I remember is sitting on your kitchen floor and playing with a banana like it was a viking ship.
Hey, I'm 22. I'm allowed to have a sex life and you're going to hear about it.
I literally JUST MADE IT to the liquor store. I bought a box of wine with the lights off
I just found those cheese sticks in my purse. Along with a handful of confetti.
And all i could do was bury the part of me that felt guilty for cradle robbing and put on my dick swallowing bib.
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