Tonight we are playing Scuba-Keg. Getting keg now. I'll explain when i get home.
Did you ask last night's taxi driver about his penis hygiene?
I think u should go home and go to bed. If u get arrested in the Ohio river u go to jail in Kentucky. Nobody wants to go to jail in KY.
I shouldn't have to say "get your balls off my counter" on a Wednesday.
He rode my dog to the bathroom and wouldn't stop laughing once he got in. It was scary.
My dad got me a charm braclet....his way of trying to support my gayness....
Im going to make a sandwich and see if my books came from amazon. I cant believe two years ago i was dating eight guys and teaching russian exchange students how to do shots.
I only see on penis in this picture but I assume there is another lurking out of sight.
Woke up to a sex noise notice under my door...he gets a A+ for proformance and ill be seeing him again.
So, last night I fell asleep sitting Indian-style on the floor, propped up against the front of the couch with an empty wine bottle in between my legs... How was your night?
The guy at the rodeo just told me "if ya don't say none, ya don't get none". What the hell does that mean?
Im pretty sure you just got hit on by a gay cowboy.....
I need a good cry or an orgasm and neither of them are gonna happen to me and i'm so frustrated
...and that is the first time I've ever wished fewer naked women on someone I like.
Dougie got over his pride nerves. Found him dancing on a float wearing nothing but rainbow boxers.
I think I was just motorboated by a 4-year old girl.
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