They have glow in the dark condoms. That's so scary.
Something like a penis light saber.
question. what would be the least awkward way to ask your one night stand if he came inside of you because you would really prefer not to have his illegitimate lovechild. hypothetically.
walk of shame with early morning football tailgaters. niice.
Even Lady Gaga hates Purdue
Then he told me he was proud of me for remembering that i blew him that night.. Maybe my drinking is getting out of hand.
Doubtful. That seems irresponsible. The 4th will kill you if you stopped drinking until then. Let's think logically.
she's a kindergarten teacher now. The teacher desks are the perfect height for fucking. I'm delaying the break up a few weeks.
I'm too afraid that I'm 1. Banned or 2. Gonna be noticed by the lady bouncer I punched.
There are fucking limits. Jerking another guy off in the bar toes the line.
Come over we're celebrating the one month anniversary of her first 4/20
I'm 11 for 13 getting drunker than the person who's birthday it is
most of the afternoon was spent sneaking around my house and alternating which bathrrom to throw up in.
That is cause you are some weird type of mutant that lives off of Alcohol.
If you walk into a place and someone says "happy birthday" while handing you a shot. You. Take. It.
He was really cute! And I know but it's just like getting my fix ya know? He's basically a human vibrator.
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