They are pre-gaming a trip to congress...not sure how politically correct the group is.
no sex. but he left me weed, so almost as good.
Sorry for making you give strangers a ride for hits of acid.
open bar reception. dayglow. pray for me
I think I reached optimum potential when I summersaulted straight into a kiddie pool.
No, earlier you attempted Jenga with everyones shoes.
I obviously couldn't but this on your fbook wall. I would get judge. I would willingly get tbagged by him. You can quote me on that.
Fortunately for myself I'm twice as smart and half as drunk as everyone else. All things considered I'm leaving here three-to-five times richer than when I arrived.
You picked a jagger girl up claimed her then walked out the door with her that was the last we saw of you
Just when I thought he had turned a new leaf, I see a "Let me get you pregnant" shirt in his closet
Some dude with an OSU jersey just kissed him in the face in front of everyone. I should mention he's wearing a Panda costume. And has already been offered $20 for his suit by Plushies for oral sex.
"my nose is broken but I'm beer pong champ so it evens out really"
I'm never going out with the ashleys again. it was whoreible. terrifyingly whoreible.
the bartender goes "wow its so good to see you sober" and gives me a hug
You don't usually get feedback after a one night stand... But you hit it out of the park. I'm proud to call you a friend.
If people had ratings on Tinder I'd give you 5 out of 5 stars.
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