I meant the "stage" gay, Not the "bend me over and call me Gary" gay.
have you seen my purse? i cant find it and my ipod is in there and that shit totally cost more than my abortion.
dude your girlfriend loves you alot..she yelled your name lastnight in bed
I was dancing barefoot on glass at one point. That really sobered me up.
She jerked me off while she drove us back from Denver going 70mph. It was both the scariest and most erotic moment of my life.
Just heard a guy on the phone saying " ya ill buy the eight ball " then came to my register to ask what asile the sugar substitute is on.
He was supposed to take me to a nice dinner, but istead all he did was get drunk and throw lit fireworks at me.
IM PICKING UP BLOW FOR US STOP WHINING ABOUT SEX
Just hit him with your car. I can guarantee he won't do it again.
How can I explain how nice he is to you? ...like, I'm going to have to have my world famous why being a douche is sexy talk.
I woke up with Pop Rocks stuck to my ass
So I woke up alone in the hotel room clutching a bible to my chest. Explain, please.
He was telling me about how he's leaving on his Mission next week... While we were having sex in the back of his car.
I'm a girl who met my last three bfs in gay clubs. Think I'm doing something wrong?
Put viagra in his coffee. I did that with Geoff last month and three hours later I had bitten through a throw pillow and gotten a noise complaint from a neighbor
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