no more stoned jack in the box. this is the third night in a row.
ya ever know whats down there. always send some fingers in first to scout the situation. fingers are not used for pleasure. they're used for covert missions.
I gave him a blowie and after he said he wanted to send a giftbasket to the girl we met through.
I realized today that I should stop thinking so much with my vagina instead of my brain.
Please tell me this doesn't mean another "surprise road trip" where I spend all my money on gas and the SURPRISE destination is the abortion clinic.
But what if I pay for the gas?
i fell off the bed in the middle of it, and he yelled "5 second rule" and kept fucking me. i think im in love
How do I invite him to our 4th of July cookout without sounding too much like "hey you were my first orgasm and I want your dick inside my while watching fireworks"
Just found out my mom's voicemail password is 6969..
she wouldn't play beer pong with me unless I took off the rollerskates.
I don't like finding out that my fuck buddy is a good person.
I really wasn't that bad. I thought I was pretty tame.
When Anthony passed out you poured vodka on his face
He threw up in a cup in the limo and when he got out the bouncer told him he couldn't bring drinks in so he gave the glass to that dumb girl we brought with us from c street.
I know, she tried to drink it
I think I'm the only sober person in the whole bar. If you count drinking less than 10 tequilas sober.
Well I think I made it pretty obvious I wasn't in to it. I was drinking a beer while he was going down in me
My vagina: 1 Male stubborness: 0
In between explaining the best feminist lenses for the myth of Persephone and doing vodka shots with my friends she dragged me into my car and gave me an Earth shattering blow job. Honestly I think I'm in love.
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