why did u let me go home with him last night?
u were determined it was a good idea
david just texted me. reply with photo of genitalia? y/n
just put cider in my bong. gotta love fall
we turned dreidel into a drinking game. i kept landing on gimel. im glad we have 7 more nights of this
I didn't sleep with her. I'm boycotting arizona and she's from phoenix.
I just saw a girl walking up the hill with a little red wagon full of booze... I want to be in her study group.
Just bonged a beer from a vuvuzela...this place is only doing good for me
I'm going to knit you a pair of furry handcuffs. And you said that knitting class was dumb.
This is davidson friend mat i an drunk. Thank you for having a physical relationship. With David. I bet he gas a penis the size of an elephant tusk. You are a lucky lady.
Told him I'd blow him in the bathroom. There was a giant window everyone was looking thru. He whipped it out n I burst out laughing n walked away. Even blackout drunk I set the bar high. You should be proud.
I lost the bet. I now have to do all chores sans clothing of any kind. I give it a week before I'm knocked up...
Would it be totally inappropriate to have his frat and our sorority Teebowing our exit from the abortion clinic?
Is it too early in the day to ask a nipple-related question?
dave might be using McDoubles to pay for dances
he has gotten at least 7 lap dances out back
I'm in my math teacher's garage hiding right now because I fucked his son last night. It's fine
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