we didnt fuck last night. again. seriously, his place is like where dreams go to die.
I've got 15 minutes to eat dinner and drink a 40. Four years of college has all been training for this moment.
he said he wants to do me james and the giant peach style. im afraid of what that means. but moderately excited. wish me luck.
he made a bon jovi sex playlist and started crying when "i'll be there" came on... how was your night?
Also this freshmen guy is talking about his gag reflex and no one is making blowjob jokes. I have no faith in the next generation.
If Anthony Weiner can get in trouble for sexting 2 or 3 girls I dunno how politicians will make it in 10 years.
Lol I would vote for a guy that is trying to be a senator that has a viral video of him motorboating a topless chick
Also, if he asks how he's doing orally I can probably ask if we're exchanging Christmas presents?
He said I gave him the best head he's ever had and I bowed. I BOWED.
it was just another one of those moments where you unfriendzone a friend you assumed to be gay
Justin just used the term "industrial strength colon blow".
We smoked a huge blunt and then laid in bed naked eating strawberry shortcake good humor bars. We have the perfect relationship.
We poured all the Fireball on the Slip and Slide and long story short I have two black eyes.
literally took my pants off in the middle of bourbon last night without taking off my heels im a super human i guess
No it's a real cult, with original ideas and shit like that
"Being an adult" and "being happy" are two circles that do not overlap in my Venn diagram of life.
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