I tried watching the view, i got through 8 minutes. That is probably a world record.
They always sound like a bunch of chickens.
hahah your definitly as dumb as I think I thought you are. boom roasted.
I'm so horny
I have no idea who this is, but I'm up for a lecture on self-respect
Its a good thing the lights were off cuz Im pretty sure the look on my face when I touched his penis would have offended him
theres a kid face down in the middle of campus... people are going about their day and paying no attention to him
high in an attic. pig roast in 10.
I like that we make it a requirement to howl at the moon every time we get drunk together.
Tried to dodge fire in poncho. Fell through fence. Blood everywhere.
Robert just walked in drunk, grabbed my Jameson from me, told me to let him do his thing, and spilled it all over the coffee table. Then he told me to grab a funnel because he was going home.
My plan for the weekend: 1) Get shit faced in Vegas. 2) Not die
if you come you're not allowed to wear pants. if you arrive wearing pants you won't be wearing them long.
I can't base my relationships off of good dick and dogs.
Yah. I'm gonna lay you down and feed you grapes, except I'm gonna replace grapes for my balls
I hooked up with the sexiest couple in the LAX BATHROOM IN THE CHANGING FAMILY ROOM HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAA
He also sent me nipple clamps because romance is NOT dead
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