I'd be more interested in girls if they were more interested in anal.
I didnt realize my nipple ring fell out until he coughed it up.
I am gunna fuck the accent right out of her mouth
So. Much. Sex. I feel like i ran a marathon then someone kicked me in the vagina. Soo worth it
How many times can I tell him that I wasn't expecting sex before he finally figures out that I'm just too lazy to shave?
In reality u ask do u have beer at your house but what your really saying is will there be cock in my mouth
You know how hard it is to jerk off in a bathtub with a dog staring at you?
Thank you. Next to bondage, soft American Apparel t-shirts are the best things you've taught me about.
So I'm guessing that puking on a camper is a straight path to instant termination?
she fell THROUGH the wall. All in all id have to say that my neighbors where pretty chill about it tho.
So yes we had an orgy last night and I sucked your tits while you fucked my husband but I am weird about sharing my toothbrush.
He told me to grab his penis so I did and swung it around and said “awe, it looks like the wacky inflatable tube man.
Don't forget my pants whenever you come over, otherwise we can't get in.
It does not feel like it was just this morning that I had a penis in multiple cavities of my body
Is it ok to bone a former patient who is also a client? Since it is two negatives does that cancel and become a positive?
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