We made it safely. Thanks for the call though.
Best part is I totaly had to get into my dads car like I didn't have my pants off two minutes ago.
If i could bang her from 80ft away, I would
He violated my cat. I was not impressed.
It's great when the cashier at the liquor store asks "weren't you wearing those clothes yesterday"
Exactly. So you're exempt under the "I can't just fuck her to make it go away" clause of 2010.
Were you rubbing your penis on me while I slept? I smell like penis.
If you want me to retract my crazy cat lady comments pictures of yourself dressed as a cat are not the way to do it.
I think the closest to heaven you can get in this world is your morning dump after a night of Molly
Will you trust fall hold me, so I can pee of this building.
Do you ever get high and look at your cat and feel like you know them on an intellectual level?
He is a sex God. It lasted more than an hour, and I don't remember how many times I came. I lost count at 57.
Also your Swedish friend who's name I don't remember is really good in bed.
*Norwegian
is it bad that I'm more worried about having to take out my piercings than the fact that I might be having a kid
My parents left me the house for the weekend...you know what that means?!
Harry Potter marathon and no pants.
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