when I scratched it gently some sort of watery looking stuff came out...so then I just stopped thinknig about it.
he put his p in my v, then his p in my a, and then tried to put the p in my m? first, double dipping is rude. second, i'm glad he finished shortly after that, i'm afraid of where he'd try to stick it next. my ear?
I'm surprised you like me... I didn't think I was your type.
Blonde hair and big tits is every guys type.
He came in like 30 seconds. That's how I know he hasn't been cheating on me while I've been gone
critical mistake not lubing the nipples
thing about being the result of a teen pregnancy is that all my baby pictures are of my mom and dad holding me around their stoned college friends.
Oh aight, and i was just going to be content with drinking, beating off and watching ninja turtles
You should come by for the fire station blow job tour
At this point, just throw that mattresses away. Or bronze it and display it as a testament to your shame. either is good.
Beer, water, beer, water, beer beer beer beer beer beer beer beer beer beer beer beer so much beer
If waking up at 6 50 pm every day and getting invited to go have sex as you wake up is what alcoholism is like I can get use to this.
I never thought I would have to put a band-aid on my penis.
I'm sobbing to NWA
My cat licked the coke mirror and now is giving me dirty looks. Bet money she has the drip.
Very unfortunate to find out the kid who took your virginity has never seen Star Wars🙃
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