strike ten. I need to stop drinkng
i stapled my math hw together with an ear ring, too ghetto?
lets have sex before this no shave november shit gets outta hand.
And why did 3 people fail to stop me from literally getting a piggy back ride from the bar to his apartment?!
we knew you were done when they played It's All Coming Back To Me Now by Celine Dion and you started crying
I have a music final in an hour so I put all the classical songs we need to know in a shower power hour playlist, beer included.
I'm drinking sangria out of a sand pail. I'll pass on tonight
all time personal low: room service guy going "You want french fries AND onion rings???"
Now that mom and dad sold the camper, do you think it's okay to talk about all the sex I had in it?
I'm studying. And by studying I mean I am laying on my floor drinking boones farm alone. Last two weeks. Fuck it.
I feel like I should be having more sex dreams of my boyfriend than his sister..
Also he said my vagina was sculpted by gods so there must be some feelings here.
That was a beautiful concert to sleep through ...
I know - Don't let me take drugs from strangers anymore
Had a very good bday. Have the teeth marks and bruises to prove it
one of my coworkers asked me if I was PMSing today...... excuse me sir, but it is none of your business as to what my uterus is or is not doing right now. fucker.
and yea, I'm PMSing.
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