Wow that girl who lives a couple houses down is going out wearing butterfly wings a skirt and fishnets
U know those big foam mats in the back gym for track?
ya, gonna go have sex there?
No I want one to have wings and pick me up and take me home
Dude you picked up her Chihuahua and threatened to kill it yelling "it's not cinco de mayo, bitches"
We were debating whether rain water is clean enough to drink. I won when he started throwing up.
lets just use each other and get past this awkward stage. forget my name.
The last thing I remember was you puking all over the inside of my door and him yelling "PUKING RALLY!!!"
I figure a girl that drinks as much as I do should always have pregnancy tests on hand
NO I WOULD NOT GET A GUMMER FROM A GRANDMOTHER
you said you would race him to taco bell but you slipped in the parking lot and just laid there, crying
Did you just send me an ass picture with a quote from the lion king?
What are you gonna do about it?
hi I'm Emily and I thoroughly enjoy getting minors hammered.. I'll start my AA intro just like that.
I walked in and saw her crying and singing to her dog
My apartment looks like the apocalypse of sobriety.
I watched one of the videos of you hanging from the rafters, and it is both violent and sexual in nature.
i dont know how or why im in the gym right now, but theres a hot cop, a guy i hook up with, and his hot friend. this can only lead to every fantasy i ever had.
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