Dude, Erin Andrews has a nude video circulating the internet.
Is it any good?
Let me put it this way: I bet Stuart Scott's lazy eye went straight after watching that.
i told him to take shots to cure a hangover and he told me i was "walking the steppingstones to alcoholism"
while fucking on the counter the whip cream was conveniently right next to us. i love thanksgiving
just put a funnel in my mouth and pour the tequila in with a little emergen-c
i've been fucking this guy since february and just found out he might be uncircumsized. currently google image searching to confirm.
His dick was as big as my arm. Giving him a handjob was like giving someone an Indian sunburn.
Are you being sarcastic? I can't tell this time because you're in the hospital.
I admit it's going to be hard to top a limo orgy and Mcnuggets....but I have faith in you
drunk guy next to me on the train just tried to share his pizza with me
he just tried to feed it to me...i love new york
we're going to drop off one of our cars at the police station tonight so we'll be able to drive home in the morning
he just sent me a picture of his penis sticking through a piece of paper that he had drawn a stick figure with tits on it that said "you"
I have this rep as a wingman for a reason. I'm like a poon caddy. "You might want to use a 9 iron on this hole. "
Her car is covered in frozen vomit, and she lost her iPhone. I'm also pretty sure I smoked crack last night. Rest in peace 2014.
well we started off by chasing vodka with chocolate milk and ended up trying to befriend a crippled raccoon so that should tell you how our night went
Thinking and hoping ice cream is the answer to my problems
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