Jennifer and I just ate like 4 jello shots w/ a guy dressed as inspector gadget. We are still in the capital building btw
I love Texas.
I Think it is all interconnected. Emma caused most of the nakedness
our conversations pretty much only consist of the phrase 'fuck you'. and the sex is fantastic. we've got a great thing going here.
You can't be mad because the taco bell people like me and not you. I'm not the one that puked in front of them.
Post a pic on facebook and see if those same 46 girls find shitting in the bed handsome and adorable
If our text convos ever saw the light of day lives would be in tatters
I started having a bad trip because I closed my eyes and got lost in a forest of patterns and I knew my mom would be upset.
Are we in any of the areas with tornados?
Dude, i don't even have pants on yet, it's too early to think about tornadoes.
We're like adult pinky and the brain when they decided that taking over the world is unrealistic so they aim lower by trying to get drunk every day.
I asked him to explain what he meant by "hooking up" in paragraph form
Is it a coincidence that the reminder on my phone to take my birth control is "I'm ready to party" from Bridesmaids?
he told me he didn't like my name so he was going to call me Casey instead
You know you're an upperclassmen when you go to a party with no makeup, wet hair, weed socks, and no shoes, take a shot ski, then leave
I think you're literally the first guy to ever pick up a chick from pinterest.
I look excited, but its just a facade.
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