Is it weird for a girl to post pictures of her dildo no facebook?
If I banged a coworker last night but didn't enjoy it can I put it down on my timesheet?
Dear, was it your thong we found wrapped around my hairbrush next to Rachel's bed? Please explain.
Dude, it's the frankincense and myrrh soap. Smelling like baby Jesus will get you laid.
I sent him pictures of just me in my thong and he replied "you're so sweet, you make me feel special <3".... Oh.
I'm the brains and you're the boobs of this operation.
This girl came outta nowhere yelling HOLD MY DICKKKKKK!
I feel like calling off tonight. Is a strong desire for masturbation a valid reason?
I'm gonna fuck that sweet little pussy of yours into absolute submission
Wow. Sorry. As soon as I sent that I felt inappropriate. But yes. Bring a sandwich after. Lol
Cheez-its and a bottle of cab...for under $10 you could win this girls heart
Walking towards a police car with full spotlights on you while being fully erect..awkward exp. for both parties
What's an appropriate engagement gift for the girl that's marrying your brother's Tuesday night hookup? Cause all I can think of is vodka and Kleenex.
Her 4ft mother helped 5ft10 passed out me from the car to my girlfriend's bed at 1am...with whopper in hand
as I was leaving in the morning with his clothes on his roommate pops up and goes 'don't you dare steal that shirt, i gave it to him for his birthday'.
Ugh. I need to go to the store, but I'm too lazy. Whatever shall I do? That girls still passed out. I should steal her car
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