My scrabble letters just formed failure. Thanks God.
The doctor put me on 3000 mg of amoxicillin a day. Which, for a sinus infection, seems pretty excessive to me.
Maybe he was just trying to knock out any potential ghonorrhea you might be carrying around.
Ah, my reputation precedes me.
i wanna anger bang this girl behind me at work. she never shuts up with her annoying voice. but her boobs are phenom.
i go for whatevers easier....i'm bisexual strictly due to the convenience factor
Curse you and your alcoholic milkshakes.
You're welcome.
im destined to be single forever. i hope its okay if your kids come and hang out with my cats.
You can't find true love with Budweiser and a futon
Honestly I think at this point I purposefully schedule nothing on Sundays anymore so I can spend all day wallowing in my shame.
I think we should take up crocheing or stamp collecting....something completely lacking penises
We fucked to the rythmn of the thunder, it was magical
I came home braless and wearing a tail....
Just fantasized about my boss's fingers in a meeting. I desperately need to get some.
Your english degree would kill itself if it could read that text.
maybe a couloe typos.. noooooooooo big deal
Hey, thanks for helping me this morning
Always a pleasure to feed you bread as your body lay crumpled on the floor.
I'm hungover from the 8pm vodka and still drunk from the 5am beer.
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