but, i was nude. you really should respect my stupidity and delete them. please.
From behind she looks like Richard Simmons
fyi, take the long route to the library. the "can i be your baby daddy?" homeless man migrated back for winter
Just saw a denim jacket with the phrase christian cowboy...ridin with the lord under a picture of a cowboy in a sunset. I'm def in mississippi.
do you think having her use a clorox disinfecting wipe on her vagina will keep me from getting her herpes if I don't have a condom?
Woke up this morning on my couch at 6am fully dressed including heels, holding half a corn dog. I called you last night when I was buying the corn dog from a street vendor, I think.
I am in love with you.
I feel like jumping into a breast pit right now. Like the old school ball pits at mcdonalds.
I never want to hear the words unlimited shots for boobs in the same sentence ever again.
Someone got day drunk, but I'm not saying who.
It was me.
I'm just so happy. I go to sleep and when I wake up there will be chocolate milk and penis.
I just washed out an empty chocolate milk bottle to take whiskey on my bike ride.
You are not an adult
You want to know how I feel? I feel like Cady Heron pushed me in front of a bus last night.
I don't intentionally mean to ruin relationships for personal gain but. Yeah nah I totally do.
Hi, I put a dog in your house, I hope it's yours.
i don't care if you are my best friend. does not give you the right to describe how well my sister gives blowjobs.
how about your cousin?
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