Chris' response to jim throwing up was taking off his shirt and saying WHO WANTS A BONER
gettin pulled by a cop with a camera crew. gonna flee. want my 15 min of fame on cops.
I just beat off to a cartoon porn video. what has my life come to
What the hell did I do to get youtube to recommend a video for me called "how to increase your chances of getting pregnant"?
And then you gave the bride a high five and said "Go forth and Consummate."
i dont think duct tape can fix my g spot
lets call myth busters
judging by the cake all over the hall, my neighbors had a pretty successful thursday too.
I was just counting ceiling tiles when he ate me out, it was that bad.
You screamed for campus security to do something about the police officer who dumping ur 40
Its what im here for. Critiquing penis photos.
Between the booze, mechanical bulls, and penis's I think my body hates it when I'm single
My parents are takin me for chinese food for my 4/20 present.
I fucking hate you.
Who says there aren't gentlemen anymore? My one night stand warmed up my car for me
It's Jesse McGoddamn Cartney, the whole world sings that shit
You asked me if I ever met a talking rock and when I said no, you looked me dead in the eye and said today was my lucky day then you crawled into a ball and started talking...that high.
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