I have a dream, to one day wake up next to a girl, walk to the washroom and kick her kids toys out of the way. That day has come, yes we can.
you were mad bc i took longer then 2 minutes to finish
Hes sobering up now. He was just really bad for like 45 minutes. He cried while he was telling me how he pictured us eating hotdogs on the beach together..
I think we need to find a happy medium between fried food and dicks. This could end badly.
while we were dancing I voluntarily took my bra off and hung it around his neck as a necklace. 2011 lets go
There was enough sluts here for 2 threesomes to happen at the same time, and you still struck out. What did you do to piss off karma so much?
gona look into getting a tetanus booster and carrying an adrenaline shot...its going off this weekend
I WISH WE COULD PLAY THE DRINKING GAME TOGETHER AND THEN BANG FOR AMERICA.
Wesley I'm sober and my body hurts. There wasn't much trust in any of those falls.
"what's it like being a dancer turned stoner" well, i can change the netflix using my feet mid bongrip, so there's that.
You think you're smart. You're pretending to be asleep to save yourself from my hormonal pms mood swings. Unfortunately that only works against bears.
I am going to go back to drinking and listneing to Hanson now. Maybe crying. Or perhaps Full House reruns
Thanks to you I just drunkenly spot washed a Star Wars hoodie, at midnight on a Friday. If there is a greater level of nerdiness I do not know of its existence
I feel like I should send her I'm sorry I've been fucking your boyfriend flowers.
Last night I ate a candle out of a strippers ass.... I guess it was an okay night.
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