god. i hate danny gokey.
Hes like the kid in school that reminds the teacher they forgot to assign homeowrk.
he's mormon right? lame.
Last night i was gna tell u about how i was watching project runway & how i was upset bc they replaced tim gunn & heidi klum. but then i realized that i was watching mythbusters.
True life - we need to smoke together more often
why do all canadians talk like horny gerbils are stuck in their throats?
My dad just walked in on me screwing the chick from the bar...the look of relief on his face was sort of hurtful.
Grape juice and vodka is NOT wine.
Just found a keg and a mini-bike in our garage, this couldn't possibly go wrong
The tent wall coming unstaked in the wind and hitting me in the face really sobered me up
i came on her dog
Waiting outside the STD clinic 30 min before it opens already in a line up. It's like were all waiting for a concert that no ones really pumped for
he thinks the dog can do a keg stand. i will let you know how it turns out
I want to be ashamed of the things we do this weekend
I'm pretty sure at any given moment you could wring out my liver and get a couple of shots of jäger.
YOU KNOW BRAZILIAN BOYS ARE MY WEAKNESS
"suitors" is just a nice way of her saying "the guys i'm fucking"
They should invent shampoo and conditioner for sex hair. I would buy all the travel size ones.
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