that girl last night was a 15
wait she was 15?
no like black jack not sure if you should hit it
im at planned parenthood. the form wants to know what our usual form of contraception is?
anal.
Red Bull/Vodka? You bet I'm showing everyone my penis tonight.
are you drunk enough to hook up with me yet?
My vagina makes bad decisions like its her job
Playing a game in life called "how far can I make a man travel for a booty call"
She just landed. Popped over for a BJ and left. I'm a fan of layover layovers.
Just sucked a bong hit straight from my girlfriends mouth & pretended I was a Dementor. Life just 87% more like HP.
Just watched an entire Mariachi band walk of shame home together. Halloween at its finest
Boobs are out for the taking
We're taking a shot every time Landon Donovan takes a shot. It's clever, sort of.
Don't worry my mom is buying me a vasectomy for Christmas
The difference between 22 and 28 is bigger than I realised. I had the urge to put on Spongebob and give him a cookie.
She took me into the bathroom and force fed me a panini, it was pretty good.
His sex game is strong it’s like a warlord’s dick! you know what I mean?
Nope
Randomize
