everyone is single if you try hard enough
you threw up in someones recycling bin and left a note apologizing. how drunk do you think you were?!
went to library to start paper due tomorrow & took those orange addys u gave. now realizing they were ur xanax. completely fucked and going to fail, but calmly at peace with the situation.
What's he like?
The usual. Sarcastic, dark, full of fucked up emotional problems that result in fantastic sexual prowess.
Im in your car brotha dog. Its was unlocked, so im gonna sleep in it. well i mean i think its your car be your car.
Slow dancing with the chandelier.
WTF YOU SHOULDNT BREAK A SWEAT TAKING A SHIT. MY BODY HATES ME.
Hey my results were negative. Your chlamydia train stops here. Happy hunting!
Yeah I was convinced everyone knew I was high. Time was passing way too slowly for anyone NOT to notice.
he's the second guy to suck on my nipple in front of my friends that i haven't made out with.
Simple revenge plan: break into his house and steal one shoe of every pair
Idk I wanna make it till midnight but I also want tequila
It was the highest I'd ever been. I felt like a blob. A blob eating a burrito.
Remember how we use to say "this will be the year I'll get my shit together!" And like we stopped doing that because we know that isn't happening anytime soon.
HE IS. YOU SHOULD TOUCH HIS BACK.
IT IS A COURTSHIP RITUAL.
THE MUTUAL BUTT TOUCH IS SACRED.
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